Monday August 10 2009 9:08 p.m.
Warm upstairs, cold outside, chance of hysteria
That’s right! SIX cups of coffee and it’s not even 10 p.m. Perhaps I’ll break a dozen today.
We’re all losing the ability to communicate with one another, so instead we’ve moved on to one-liners that encapsulate our relationships.
Here are a few examples: You are the awkward in my interaction. You are the bling in my step. You are the …um… in my well formulated sentence.